Everyone brags about how they are getting older on their birthdays. But isn’t it amazing to age beautifully? Change is the only constant. Our bodies, minds, and opinions keep changing with birthdays. It is awful to watch someone cry on their birthday, even when the tears are of happiness.
It is better to make funny happy birthday wishes to your friends, family, and relatives rather than writing elaborate messages, making them more emotional.
Laughter is the greatest gift to someone, and the best part is that you can give it for free. You don’t have to spend vast amounts of money to make someone smile on their birthday. Just make a funny wish and hope that your friend smiles. But well, you can’t do anything if they don’t get the joke.
Then, you have to change your friend circle.
No, not really. See, that was a joke. Let’s have a look at the funniest birthday wishes that you can make to someone.
Why cry when you can laugh?
Using humor isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but it can be a mug of coffee. Birthdays are not special inherently, but the people around make them special.
In this ultimate list of funny birthday wishes, you can find several funny wishes but may offend someone. If you think that the wish can be offensive, don’t use it.
After all, the objective of wishing someone a happy birthday funnily is to bring a smile on their face and not upset them. Let’s see if these wishes can ticket the funny bones of your loved ones.
Funny birthday wishes for male friends
No, there is no debate about inequality here. There are different things that different genders find funny. Something fun for a female may not be funny for a male and vice versa. Here is a list to make funny birthday wishes to your male friends:
- Happy Birthday to the man, oops, guy, who still isn’t showing his age… or acting it out well.
- Hey, Happy Birthday! Don’t worry – I would never make fun of your head. You might hit me with your walking cane! But actually, it’s just an empty field. You can play football there.
- So so so, you’ve got more wrinkles, less hair, and your balls are sagging ever closer to your knees, but… eh, Happy Birthday, beautiful boy! (I’m kidding)
- Hey man Happy Birthday, so now, finally, you are old enough to date a woman. But I’m not sure if the woman would want to date you. Enjoy your day!
- Happy Birthday! I hope you start cleaning your underwear and learn to pee in a pot—many, many happy returns of the day.
Funny birthday wishes for female friends
Females have a better sense of humor than males; yes, that is scientifically proven because their EQ is better. If you have a female friend, then you must make a funny birthday wish for her to make her laugh.
- Happy Birthday, woman! I know your age, and now I can blackmail you to get things done.
- It’s your birthday! Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and kick some ass! Oh, please ignore the last one, don’t someone’s ass.
- Happy Birthday, may you mint more money and spend it drinking and vomiting and cleaning the shit later! Enjoy.
- Yes, yes, you have turned 30! Who is going to date you now? Just come and sleep in the bed with me now. Happy Birthday.
- Happy Birthday! Stay the girl you are so I can always snatch your stuff and pull your hair throughout your lifetime. Many, many happy returns of the day.
Birthday puns they will never forget!
What? No! Yes! Birthday puns are the best. Who doesn’t like memes and puns? There is always one member in the group who loves to crack poor jokes and get irritated looks on the faces. Shayaris, poems, and cute notes are long gone. Older adults used them to make birthday wishes, but nowadays, people expect funny things. Here are some birthday puns which will make people laugh to their guts:
- Do you know why birthday candles don’t exercise? Because they burn out too quickly!
- Happy Birthday! Congratulations on proving to everyone that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.
- Happy Birthday to you. You look like 30. That’s great! But you’re 20.
- Birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — there won’t be too many left now.
- I hope that the only things that blow this time are candles and balloons. Have an incredible birthday!
Funny is the new cool! That’s what she said!
Yes, that is a reference. You know what you know i.” the office’. The best thing about making a funny birthday wish is that you can tell the truth, and people would think that it is a joke. This way, you can speak the truth as well without hurting someone’s feelings. Yes, it is cruel but fun.
- Happy Birthday my best friend. Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for an essential thing in life… I’m not the oldest person here!
- Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old schools of thought! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you! How gloriously dumb you are.
- Many, many happy returns of the day to the most ancient woman in the room! Someday, you will tell us all what it was like to build Stonehenge!
- I love you, girl; let’s be sisters forever, and I wish you the best today. Still, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those high school photos of you.
- Cheers to a man who thinks he still thinks he is young but isn’t! Even your toothbrush looks more youthful than you. You have replaced delusion!
- I am happy for you today; I am glad we are brother and sister because otherwise, I wouldn’t even look at you. You do know that you are adopted and were found in a bin. I wish you a pleased and prosperous birthday, bro.
- Darling, today is your birthday, don’t lift a finger. Don’t worry about the messy house or the dishes or the party popper or the guests. You will take care of it all, I’m sure.
Birthday jokes are harmless
No one wants to take their lives too seriously. There’s no point in being serious. Crack a joke, laugh, smile, that’s life. Make birthday jokes that are funny but harmless.
Try not offending someone. It is the best feeling to make one smile. Use these funny birthday wishes to make your loved ones laugh because who knows where they or you would be tomorrow. Make them spend their birthdays in a light-hearted way.